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7 Types Of Sleepers

This is another naira-land inspired post, kindly enjoy and try to laugh too. You might even find where you belong. If you’ve had a room mate before or slept at a friend’s place before, then you can totally relate to most of these types of sleepers. 1. The Wood Dead Sleeper These are the type of sleepers that even the noise from a stadium can’t wake them up. They go wood dead when they sleep and there is no way you can wake them up no matter how hard you try unless you drown them. 2. The Un-proportional Sleeper These types of sleepers sleep in unimaginable positions. Their hands can be up with their head on their butt and their legs facing south. 3. The Snoring Sleeper Basically, we all snore from time to time when we sleep, especially when we are really tired but there are some sleepers who can really snore. When they do, you can even hear them across the street. 4. The Fart Sleeper Ok! So these are the type of sleepers who seem to bottle all the gas in the

Mother Confessor's Dilemma

This is another instagram-inspired post. I don’t know how to start this one but I’d like to call the poster ‘mother confessor’. Mother confessor cheated on her boyfriend so she confessed and she expected him to rant, give her a slap or slaps to show the extent of his fury but he displayed the reverse. He was super sweet and that became a cause of worry for mother confessor. This story took me back to those days when we offend our parents and we expect them to beat daylight out of us but they act otherwise and we’re like ‘God, I love you for letting her forget this punishment” (mothers especially) and three days later, she just calls us out and says something like “So you think I’ve forgotten about what you did that day, because I decided to say nothing abi, oya go and bring belt” (or whatever you were beaten with if you were ever beaten) and action begins, you get the picture right? So our darling confessor here is scared that he might do something crazy soon since he’s reacting in the

The Crossroad

Prior to this post, whenever I watched a movie that depicted the poster’s issue, I didn’t really think it happened in real life. Though, most movies are inspired by true life events but then, there’s fiction and you can almost not be able to tell the difference. This Instagram post proved me wrong. There’s a popular saying that love conquers all but does it really? Would it conquer this? Would the guy go ahead to with the relationship knowing that his father had also ‘tasted’ her regardless of the circumstance that led to the event?   Whether love would conquer this or not, I think she should tell him the truth and he can choose to stay or leave, it’s his choice but she would be able to live in peace knowing that the truth has set her free. Hiding the truth from him might lead to his father blackmailing her which will eventually lead to more sexual occurrences between them, that’s my opinion though.   Kindly read the issue below as narrated by the ‘horse’; Now that you’ve

Prudent Spending Gone Wrong

I still don’t get how someone can be earning a lot of money and can’t afford to provide themselves basic things they need especially when they can afford it. The prayer of every woman for her husband is for him to have more than enough money to cater for the needs of the family. I mean, I want my husband to be so rich we can afford to travel to any country of our choice without considering our bank account balance. Yeah, that kind of rich that I wish for myself too. That is not be a criteria for selection of course but then, who doesn’t like something good? The poster of this instagram-inspired post seems to have that but it seems her fiancé isn’t just prudent in spending, he’s making ‘over-judicious’ (if such word exists) use of his earnings. Read full story below as narrated by the ‘horse’; Now that you’ve read it, what do you think? Facebook - Odusola Aanuoluwapo Instagram - @i_am_phleg Twitter - @odusolar BBM - 2BC07AB1

Communication In Relationships

What is wrong with people? What is wrong with marriages? Is it the people or the concept of marriage itself? I’m not married so I can’t say which is which but I guess I would truly know if I decide to walk down that road. You read and hear some stories and you’re ‘awwwwww-ing’, before you know it, you’re hearing something elsewhere and you’re ‘nawa-ing’. I don’t understand really. Recently, I read about the woman who moved out of her husband’s house just two months after they got married. It got me wondering why? When did communication become so difficult? As if that wasn’t bad enough, I read about the bride who didn’t show up on her wedding day and it got me thinking about what could have possibly happened to warrant that, last minute discovery maybe. I wrote the first few lines of this article some time ago then I got stuck. What inspired me to keep writing this was what I read today about a woman. She made it known publicly that if her husband begins to not take his looks very

Help! My Dad Took Away My Virginity

This is another instagram-inspired post and to be very honest, when I saw this headline, the first thing that came to mind was “Awww poor girl, God should please save female children all over the world from such fathers” but when I read the story, I had one question for the poster which was “did he take away your virginity or you gave it to him?” and I’m sure some of us would agree with me when you read it too. According to her, she has sexual feelings for her dad and she seems to want to put an end to it but obviously not making any conscious effort towards achieving that. I don’t know what else to say, who is at fault, the father? child? Or mother? Or their general way of living? Since she said she talked to her mum before the incident but she didn’t seem to see anything wrong with it which also contributed to the incident. Let me not talk too much, read for yourself. Kindly enjoy! Now that you’ve read it, what do you think can be done? Facebook - Odusola Aanuoluwa

Returning Gifts When A Friendship Goes Sour; Right Or Wrong?

Why do some people return gifts after a fight? I don't get it. I mean, except if the gift was the bone of contention, I see no reason why a gift should be returned. This happens a lot in close friendships because before someone can give you a gift, the friendship should have gotten to an extent. It’s very surprising when people do that. A while back when this question bothered me, I had to ask a friend if she had ever experienced it and she answered in the affirmative. She said she felt really hurt when it happened, who wouldn't be hurt? Are you saying that the friendship meant nothing? That even when you stop being friends with someone, the best way to eliminate any memory of them is to return back to them what they gave you? I try not to tell deep personal stories but let me tell you this short one, now that we're talking about gifts. There was this guy who used to be the love of my life, good times, bad times, you know the drill. When our relationship began to hit th

Whatsapp DP Causes Trouble

Social media over the years has been a great source of information, reformation and deformation if we want to be sincere with ourselves. This only means that what can be of positive effect to one can be of negative effect to another depending on how they both utilize it. Our main concern today is how to draw the line on social media. A lot of people don’t know what and what not to share on social media. How much of your personal relationship do you reveal to the world? Your activities on social media to a large extent can make or mar your personal progress and when it happens, you alone will dance to your tune hence the need to be careful with how much of ourselves we put out there. That said, this is another naira-land inspired post. Kindly read and enjoy; “I travelled to my sister’s place to spend the Salah break with her family, from the very first day of my visit I sensed that things were not normal; they were virtually faking every smile and obviously waiting for me to go

Unforgettable August by Newton Paul

This true life event could open the eyes of a young person out there. August!!! The month I have the weirdest flashback about my naive former self. *IK* had a humongous crush on me, it was so heavy on my fragile teenage shoulders I allowed her crush crash on my dead interest. Years later, my hunt on trying to get a girl   didn't yield, I figured out I had a crusher   somewhere so I decided to visit the Ancient City of Benin Kingdom to check out my guys,   sooner than later I visited her. On getting there, Lordy Lord!!! My ones rejected crush caught my senses. All her awkward shaped contours became perfectly carved and curved. I nervously poured out my intentions and emotions to her. She didn't give me a direct   answer instead she invited me for her school   send forth party which fell on her   birthday...of course I agreed to be there. Dressed so fly and high I felt on my arrival to the party venue. After several delay, I started doubting I was at the right v