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The Rant - My Bad Habit

Hunny bunnies of OTTH, we hope you enjoyed the first episode of 'the rant', if you didn't read it, get in here to read it so you'll know what you've been missing. Enjoy this episode. "This bad habit of yours ehn, I pray it won't kill you" majority of them told me, "Abegi, leave us" was my usual response and we laughed about it. Last year when Toke called to say "I thought you said Shina was in Warri for a conference", "Yes na, what happened?" I asked. "I just saw him here in Surulere" She said, "Haba, it can't be him, I saw him off to the airport, and I watched him leave" I said with a lot of confidence. "Hmmm, I go love oh" she said which was not new; she said it from time to time. "Okay, take a picture of him" I said to avoid making her feel like she just wasted her time informing me. "Picture ke, did I tell you I was following him up and down, I just saw he and o

How To Ask A Girl Out

A lot of guys tend to get confused as to how they can approach a lady because of the complexity of the feminine gender. They get bothered about if they’re rich, intelligent, good-looking and fashionable enough to have her attention. You need to have one thing at the back of your mind when you decide to take the bold step and the thing is, there is always someone out of there for everyone so even if she doesn’t say yes, it’s not the end of the world and it doesn’t mean you don’t have what it takes. You just won’t date everyone you’re attracted to and it’s same for her so you can take her refusal logically rather than emotionally. It’s pretty simple actually and you’ll see how from the steps you’ll see below; #1 Approach her like you would a fellow guy, create this perception in your mind's eye that she is a guy like you, it makes you less nervous. Apply less pressure, it’s not a do or die affair, be real, be natural, be you, and don't try to impress. #2 Be

The Rant - Clingy

I'll like to consider myself a weird person. One minute I'm laughing, next minute I'm crying. One minute I'm chatty, next minute I'm quiet. One minute I'm hungry, next minute I'm not. One minute I’m dressed like a chic, next minute I’m dressed like a poor maid because even some maids dress classy. So I like being alone so much, more than required sometimes. It's hard to believe to some people who have probably not witnessed my quiet side but that's okay. My least favorite people are the ones who can't read in between the lines. Can't you even sense when someone isn't in the mood to talk to you? I mean??? Okay I'm at this event though at the time you're reading this, it'll be more appropriate to say 'I was at this event...' So I'm at this event and I needed to take a break to be alone, keyword "alone". I only sat down for a couple of minutes when this guy came to sit beside me. He said hi an

Dear Change, Is This The Kind Of Change We Talked About?

Throwback to the days one ‘derica’ of rice was 120/150naira, now it’s 300 Throwback to the days a bag of pure water was 80naira, now it’s 120 Throwback to the days spaghetti was 100, now it’s 200 Throwback to the days the smallest indomie noodles was 25/30naira, now its 60 naira Throwback to the days a litre of fuel was 65/80 naira, now its 140/145naira Throwback to the days a kilo of chicken was 650, now it’s 900 Throwback to the days ‘xpression’ attachment was 250/300, now its 600 Throwback to the days one could buy 200naira food and be satisfied; now you just have to cook or spend more I bet we didn’t envisage this when we were ‘Sai-buhari’-ing   Change was our watchword but we didn’t say the kind of change we want, We should have thought aloud, There are two sides of a thing, good and bad, negative or positive; There are two kinds of change, negative and positive; I bet we thought fuel will be 50naira per litre now, We didn’t ask f