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My Hilarious Sobriquets



I’ve been described as many things to many people and I’m going to cite some of the instances and hope that you can relate too. I once attended a boot camp on a day I had cold so I had to sneeze all the way through it. Months later, I came across the boot camp organizer and one of the attendees at a program so I went to say hi and I had to introduce myself. On remembering, he said ‘oh, you were the one that was sick, do you remember her?’ he said, turning to the other lady, the attendee, and she responded ‘oh, the Aanu that was sick that day’ so I automatically became ‘the Aanu that was sick’ so whenever they want to make refer to me, no other description will fit other than ‘the Aanu that was sick’.

If you know me personally, you’d know that I have a set of teeth that distinguishes me from the rest of the world so I wasn’t surprised when one day, a colleague walked up to me saying he say my picture and couldn’t believe it was me because I looked amazingly good (thanks to Glam Jasmine). He went ahead to say that he was surprised so he had to ask his friend that ‘isn’t that the girl with the teeth?’ he apologized for the description but I told him I didn’t take offense because I remember people with their unique qualities too so that was how I became ‘the girl with the teeth’.

The most recent happened last week. I had been to this job interview where I got to interact with my co-applicants. I decided for some reasons best known to me not to go through the process anymore if I passed that day’s interview that is. So I passed but I missed the final part of it as planned. I had the cause to call one of the applicants weeks later which was last week and had to describe myself and when she remembered me, she went ‘Oh, the Aanu that missed the final interview’ to which I laughed and replied ‘yes, that one’.

So maybe I’ll be ‘the girl with the rough hair’ or ‘the girl that ordered amala on our first day at work’ but it’ll be okay, you don’t have to be sorry about it. This is because I’m one of those people who remember people by the circumstances surrounding our meeting so if I meet a Tunde through a Bola, I’d have to remember Tunde as Bola’s Tunde otherwise I won’t remember at all or Tunde Bike if I met him on a bike, etc. I’m sure some of you have people’s names saved with more ridiculous names, you need to see my phonebook, lol. So if you find out your name is saved as ‘Kunle mouth odor’, ‘Tayo bow leg’ etc, don’t take offense, those are just your unique qualities. *shines teeth*

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