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Sex With The Ex



When does cheating really become cheating because I sincerely don’t understand anymore. So I was talking to my girlfriend who was talking about her ex-boyfriend who’s now married. So our conversation went like this;
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: So Aliyu (not real name) is now married?
Her: Yes na, you didn’t know, since sef
Me: Wow
Her: But he likes women ehn, he doesn’t drink or smoke but he can womanise for Africa
Me: Are you sure he’ll be a faithful husband like this?
Her: Ah yes, he’s a faithful husband
Me: Ehn, so how do you know?
Her: He’s a faithful husband
Me: Ehn but how do you know?

Ghen ghen
 I expected her to tell me how he probably turned down one hot chic’s advances because he felt his wife was enough for him and stuff like that but instead she said,

Her: Few weeks before his wedding, he came to me to apologize for everything and the idiot even said we should shag one last time
Me: He’s an oniranu (someone that does iranu, lol, sorry, errr, flirt, womanizer, woman whore etc, you dig?) obviously
Her: Funny enough, we did ‘it’ sha
Me: So how does this mean he’s a faithful husband when he’s sleeping with someone else just few weeks to his wedding?
Her: Ehen, people do it na
Me: Hhjghrugurugfisbhkdfhk (under my breath though)
I totally agree with this
So I was wondering how sleeping with someone few weeks to your wedding shouldn’t be counted as cheating just because you’ve not cheated after marriage…yet. When did apologies ever become sexual? Okay scratch that. I’ve actually read a couple of stories like this and its always told in a way that doesn’t see anything wrong with your ex before marriage as a way of closing the deal or saying sorry but it just hasn’t still made sense to me. Oh, is this the part where sleeping with someone you’ve slept with before isn’t call cheating? Its call what then? Catching up? What happened to the part where hiding texts or having flirty chats with someone other than your partner is referred to as cheating?  Well, I guess cheating will always mean different things to different people.

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