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My Hilarious Sobriquets

I’ve been described as many things to many people and I’m going to cite some of the instances and hope that you can relate too. I once attended a boot camp on a day I had cold so I had to sneeze all the way through it. Months later, I came across the boot camp organizer and one of the attendees at a program so I went to say hi and I had to introduce myself. On remembering, he said ‘oh, you were the one that was sick, do you remember her?’ he said, turning to the other lady, the attendee, and she responded ‘oh, the Aanu that was sick that day’ so I automatically became ‘the Aanu that was sick’ so whenever they want to make refer to me, no other description will fit other than ‘the Aanu that was sick’. If you know me personally, you’d know that I have a set of teeth that distinguishes me from the rest of the world so I wasn’t surprised when one day, a colleague walked up to me saying he say my picture and couldn’t believe it was me because I looked amazingly good (thanks to Glam...

Let Death Make You Live

Death, In its coldness, In the sorrow it brings, Taking the best of our loved ones, Leaving behind the ones we consider evil, Having no regard for position or possessions, Should only inspire us, To truly live.   Facebook - Odusola Aanuoluwapo Instagram - @i_am_phleg Twitter - @odusolar BBM - 2BC07AB1

Sex With The Ex

When does cheating really become cheating because I sincerely don’t understand anymore. So I was talking to my girlfriend who was talking about her ex-boyfriend who’s now married. So our conversation went like this; LMAOOOOOOOOOOO Me: So Aliyu (not real name) is now married? Her: Yes na, you didn’t know, since sef Me: Wow Her: But he likes women ehn, he doesn’t drink or smoke but he can womanise for Africa Me: Are you sure he’ll be a faithful husband like this? Her: Ah yes, he’s a faithful husband Me: Ehn, so how do you know? Her: He’s a faithful husband Me: Ehn but how do you know? Ghen ghen  I expected her to tell me how he probably turned down one hot chic’s advances because he felt his wife was enough for him and stuff like that but instead she said, Her: Few weeks before his wedding, he came to me to apologize for everything and the idiot even said we should shag one last time Me: He’s an oniranu (someone that does iranu, lol, sor...

Taking Sides The Proper Way

Everyone is prone to take sides at some point in their lives depending on the situation that warrants it. Usually, they take sides based on how long they’ve known the person, who the person is to them (family, bestfriend, etc) and what they stand to gain from the person (money, favour, connection, etc). As a result of these factors, reasoning logically might be quite difficult. Taking your bestfriend’s word over your spouse’s, your child’s word over that of your house help or an outsider’s word over your parent’s whom you’ve known all your life. If you don’t have plans to make sentimental gains from any side you eventually take, you should consider doing the following things before choosing a side; Stop being sentimental, just this once Taking the wrong side can bring about serious problems even in future so you don’t want to take the wrong side, not without a purpose at least. If you might just stop considering how much the person means to you or how long you’ve known the per...