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Where Can I Download "Wifey".....The Throwback Story

Dear OTTH readers, I hope we're fine and not too stressed, last week, I promised to tell us a throwback story today so I decided to fulfil my promise. Here's the story...

It happened one day between September and November, 2012. I was working at Murtala Mohammed International Airport as an intern in the public affairs department. We were three interns in my office, I, Tony and one girl whose name I can't remember but she inspired this write up and I'd tell you how as we proceed with this story.

One of the things I loved about the airport asides the good people that I was working with was free WiFi. You know how Nigerians like free things, in my case, it was and still is free Internet. During that period, I usually took it upon myself to write down all the latest songs I liked from trace then go to work and download them with free Wifi. I also used the free Wifi to facebook and all.
One day, I was taking a walk with my female colleague then we got talking, one thing led to another till we got to how I've been downloading songs with free Wifi(I call it whyfhigh), how I love the airport for that one special feature etc. I was sharing my Internet experience until she said "ehn ehn Wifi (she called it wifey), I even want to download that thing sef, where can I download it?" My heart skipped a bit but my face showed no expression as I explained to her that Wifi isn't something you download, bla bla. I don't know if people can download wifey now though but when last I checked, it was a "mission impossible".However, I had a very good laugh after it and I mean a very very good laugh. This is the end of my story.

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