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Sister Ifeoma And I; The Testimony Of An Ex



I saw this guy’s testimony on naira-land and I found it very funny so I decided to share, read below;





The part that got me was where she asked for forgiveness after hugging him for 27 seconds. Now that you’ve read it, what do you think?
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Who wants to see my birthday wishlist? I decided to share this too as I don’t know where my helper will come from *puppy eyes*

Birthday Wishlist;

Jalamia/Jalabia - 1 piece, any color except ROYGBIV
One fringe wig from Labake - 8k
One plain black crop top (no inscriptions please)
An autograph from Sam Smith on my childhood diary (I wish ba?)
3 flat shoes, size 39 (yellow, blue and green)
A notepad (something girly)
Cash gift (from 2k upwards)
Prayers (this is a must)
Any other thing from your heart but if you can stick to the list, that'd be great.
My birthday isn't till 26th of august so you have time to prepare towards it. Thank you in advance. I love you.

*dances shoki and walks out of stage*
*comes back to drop mic*



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