Some Interview Responses You Wouldn't Dare Give

There are many things we really want to say during a job interview that we wouldn’t say because such truths will definitely set us free from getting the job. So if the job isn’t your dream job career-wise, chances are that the rest of us have to lie at some point but we would call it being diplomatic. Some of our mental responses to interview questions will probably be;

Tell me about yourself;

Everything I can say is already on my CV so I’d rather you ask specific questions.

Why do you want this job?

Sigh. This question again. Well, I really need the money and this is the only way I know how to go about getting it.

Why do you want to work with us?

To be honest, I just want to do this because it’s my only option at the moment while I work on getting my dream job.

What are your strengths?

I’m a really good footballer and a good cook too, those are my strong points.

What are your weaknesses?

I sleep a lot, like a whole lot but that will definitely change when I get this job.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

I really don’t know but I intend to have gotten my dream job, get my master’s degree and have a lot of money too then probably start a family.

Are you a good team player?

Only if I’m being paid to but I’d rather work on my own.

How soon can you resume if you’re offered this job?

I can resume immediately, after I have breakfast though.

How did you hear about this job?

My aunt works here so I guess that explains it.

What’s the principle you live your life according to?

YOLO - you only live once.

All in all, you need the money and experience (except its your dream job), they (the organisation) need someone to fill up the post, make it worthwhile. Sell yourself diplomatically without using any of the above answers oh, don't say its me that said it. If you don't get the job, go home, drink water and work on being 'the one' at the next one.

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